Wednesday, October 26, 2016

New Halloween Special


Spoooky!
From now until Halloween the kindle version of Bob the Galactic Hero is
on sale for FREE.  Download a free copy for a very limited time!
With your free kindle version of Bob the Galactic Hero, you'll find the answers
to such mysteries as:
Who is Bob?
Is he really a hero?
If so, is he really a galactic hero?
What's the deal with Abrum Alle'phant?
Will the discounts offered in the book to Pauly's Bread Bucket still be valid in
100,000 years?
Is this book merely Harry Harrison's Bill the Galactic Hero in which I replaced every
instance of the word Bill with Bob?
Has the estate of Harry Harrison buried me under a crippling mound of litigation?
If so, will I fake my own death?
What does Helen of Troy have to do with the distant future?
Who are the Dandies?
Are there too many Star Trek references?
If so, are these older references lost on, and off-putting to younger readers?
What cosmic significance does the one only know as "She" play in the fluidic melange
of the past, present, and future?
In the future, do people still were pants?
Does Bob find enough interesting things to eat over the course of the novel?
Answers to these questions and more are a mere hundred and eighty-two thousand words away.